It’s hot and folks are really starting to wear less and less. I’m sure I speak for the majority of the red-blooded Americans out there, especially the men, when I proclaim “I LOVE Summer”. It is great to see all of the bikers, walkers and joggers! I am writing this article for two main reasons: 1. To share a kind of baffling encounter I had a few days ago and 2. To impart knowledge to the naive perpetrators (naive my ass, they know exactly what they’re doing).
Ok, so I had just gotten in my car and began to pull out of my spot when a nice body approached the car running. Upon seeing the figure my eyes immediately went to the mid section and stayed there. To my pleasure I found a nice sized penis flapping around in some very loose-fitting short runner shorts. It all happened so fast; about 5 seconds. I did manage to scan up to find a beautiful, shirtless torso and the decent looking face of an early 40ish man. I looked in my door mirror to catch 5 more seconds when I realized the guy very slyly flipping me off. Apparently he saw my eyes glued to his flapping meat and took offense.
Now before you get all huffy – he did it in a nice way. While continuing to run, he casually lowered the arm closest to my car (the left one) and flipped me the bird. I say it was nice because I almost missed it since the bird was pointed toward the ground instead of in my face up in the air… I was shocked! I wanted to continue to pull my car out of the spot, turn around and say to him: “Excuse me sir but what did I do wrong?” If you were in your car minding your own business and a woman ran by with her breasts bouncing under an ever-so-slightly loose fitted half shirt, wouldn’t you be in awe of that beautiful sight?” I decided not to follow him to ask because I normally park in the area I saw him running and I didn’t want my car keyed and tires slashed.
Now to the lesson in all of this (which may just be another series of posed questions). Guys- if you are running in your shorts (long or short) and you are wearing boxers or no underwear; you will be noticed. I’m sure you knew that, but here’s the punchline: you will probably only be noticed by other MEN. That’s right; women usually do not look at a man’s package when he’s jogging. Guys- men are different from women. We are very visual and take immediate notice of any visible peak of skin in private areas and definitely any movements that will give us a better idea of what those “privates” look like.
I have no idea why this guy seemed so shocked that I was enjoying the view. First of all, he knew damn well his penis was flapping and therefore visible, because he felt it moving. This guy was late thirties to mid forties. Who is he trying to kid that he is shocked and appalled that I noticed his bouncing balls? Any man over 18 knows, that when he wears a pair of holey jeans, short shorts, tight jeans or even a tight shirt, it is another man he catches checking him out the most. I’m not saying a woman is not going to give a glance or giggle in delight with her girlfriend about your nice legs. But I am saying that women don’t go around looking for the slightest hint of sex like men do.
So hear yea, hear yea all straight men: the same way you look at a woman’s legs, butt and breast every single chance you get (whether fully clothed or scantily clad for the heat), please know that men who like men are doing the EXACT same thing as you. Only we are looking at each other and YOU! So fellas- if you don’t want a man looking at your goods, please cover them up. I mean seriously; don’t you straight guys get pissed and annoyed when a woman acts all shocked and disgusted when you look at her nipples thru the ultra tight or see through shirt she is wearing? After all she only checked herself out in the mirror five times before walking out the front door… Yep, the exact same way you felt your junk flapping in your shorts because this is not the first time you’ve ever gone running!
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