Is 50 Cent Gay?

That is the question actress Vivica A . Fox has everyone asking. Meaning, she has insinuated that her ex-man is a closet case.

As evidence, she pointed us to a XXL magazine cover photo from 2010 that has 50 standing to the side but directly behind Soulja Boy, with his arm around Soulja’s neck.

In response to Vivica’s accusations, 50 clapped back with the question: “She thinks I’m gay because I let her eat my ass?” Well, yes, 50. Vivica and now millions of others think that you are gay and here’s why.

Like the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words. There is absolutely nothing manly or masculine about this picture. 50 is standing so close to Soulja Boy on the cover that there is no question that his penis is touching Soulja’s right butt cheek.

I know that celebrities are sometimes required to do things that they do not want to do. However, this isn’t one of those times. Although Soulja was both young in age and new to the rap game when this picture was taken, that wasn’t the case for 50 Cent. He had the money, the clout and the power to refuse to pose in that manner. Not only that, 50 probably also had the final say on which photo would be used for the cover (out of the damn near countless other poses they did during the photo shoot).

So why did 50 allow this picture to be used for the cover? Perhaps he was so caught up from the closeness to Soulja’s butt that he was thinking with the wrong head! Or maybe he was not so subtly trying to show the world who he really is…

Now 50 openly admits that he likes to get his booty hole licked. Well, according to him, Vivica forced her tongue into his booty hole because he was tied up. The question is: Was he hog-tied (you know, when your hands and feet are bound together)? Because if you weren’t hog-tied, 50 the only way Vivica could have access to your hole was if you were lying on your back with your legs spread and your feet up in the air like a woman. Or perhaps you were in the doggy position with your head on the floor and your booty in the air as if you were about to receive stick. There is no way that a man your size could not have held down your legs and thighs to prevent her from going in your hole if you wanted to.

Ladies, the problem with eating your man’s butt is not so much that he enjoys it. Your concern about his sexuality should come with his ease and willingness to assume the woman’s position during sex.

So 50 enjoys a good tongue in his booty hole. Wonder if he likes a finger, too?

Anyway, I’m perplexed that many women felt that Vivica should not have publicly questioned 50’s sexuality. Other than the fact that they dated several years ago, I see nothing wrong with her revelation. In fact, more women should come out and expose the gay acts they perform on their so-called straight men. The fact that you women don’t expose these downlows speaks volumes. Most of you have no problem pointing out the gay man but you willingly cover, lie and make excuses for your own man’s questionable tendencies.

It is so common now for “straight” men to be given “gay” sex by their women that dudes openly discuss it. One of the DJs on the Breakfast Club radio show clowned women for tossing a man’s salad. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think a woman woke up one day and said “I want to eat my man’s butthole”. A dude (downlow) asked his lady to lick it- and because she was desperate for him to like, love or marry her, she complied. But let’s not kid ourselves that women have a deep lustful desire to do this.

I’ve said it before and I’ll repeat it again now: Why should gay men stop going on the down low when you women make it so damn easy? I know folks say the grass isn’t greener on the other side but it sure as hell looks more appealing to me. Downlows have wives, kids, and are well accepted by society- despite the fact that many are so obviously gay that it’s practically stamped on their forehead. All while receiving gay sex from their women (and often time from more men than an out gay man can get).

The fact that women champion men who are on the down low is crazy. How can you cry about being deceived if you don’t condone your fellow sista telling you when she has encountered a downlow? If that’s the case, perhaps every gay man out there should run back into the closet and go on the down low. After all, if you can’t beat them, join them.