As you all know, I am perpetually SINGLE! Well this is the ad I answered in an effort not to spend ANOTHER valentine’s day ALONE. What transpires is yet another testament as to why I hate being gay. It all took place as follows:
me- “Please count me in! I’m 41. Black, Height Weight proportionate. Masculine. Single. Well educated.”
organizer- “Picture”
me- “I don’t mind sending a picture. However, you advertised this as a group outing to just have fun. What possible reason do you have to ask for a picture? I don’t care if you are 300 pounds because I’m not on a date with you, I’m on a group outing. If you wanted to SCREEN guys for dates then you should have had the balls to say “who wants a date with me”. Then I would have sent a picture. What reason do you have to require a picture?”
organizer- “I just want to know who is coming”
me”If you want to know who’s coming then you give the details of the event. I’m just so tired of gays and their snobby ass attitudes. If the dude is a fat ass then don’t flirt or make it clear he’s not your type. But there is no need to exclude him from coming. Because there may be a guy who likes fatties; or perhaps someone who once thought he was ‘hot shit’ is still on the market at 55, and he’s desperate to finally have any man. Why must we be arrogant nasty catty bitches all of the time? And for no reason. It’s Valentine’s Day and we are all alone. Having a drink and bowling with a fattie for 2 hours won’t be the end of the world. You can’t catch FAT or OLD…”
organizer- “Goodbye don’t need the drama u are coming with an the attitude”
me- “Oh yeah, I’m the one with the bad attitude. I hope you and your snobby ass attitude have a fun time together!”
These average looking gay dudes require pictures and have looks requirements just to be friendly to each other. Still think gay is a choice… If so you’re an IDIOT!
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