Men are trading their socks for hosiery

That’s right. The moment it became acceptable for men to start matching their socks with their “outfit”; it became hosiery. Today I saw a man with socks on that perfectly matched his tie. That wasn’t the problem… The main issue was that the socks had two very distinct design patterns on them. The front was a nice array of poker dots and the back had a nice lace type design.

Are you really trying to tell me that this isn’t hosiery? It matches his “outfit” (so he had to spend 5-10 extra minutes coordinating). It’s being put on display. And now its gone beyond matching the colors up; to displaying pretty complex patterns. How is this not hosiery? This is the same thing women do with their pantyhose.

If your man is doing all this with his SOCKS; what else are you overlooking? Shaving his armpits. Shaving his legs. Waxing his eyebrows. Shaving his pubes… Ladies wake up! They aren’t competing FOR you; they are competing WITH you!

 

Author: John Carter / Book available now on Amazon

 

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