Author: girldontbesodesperateyouknowhesgay

Ramsey, a rookie NFL player is now in hot water. Not for his fight with NFL vet Steve Smith, but for his eye rolling and neck poppin. Jalen did an interview after Sunday’s game and it was like he just stepped out of the closet! Since he is a rookie, very little seems to be known about him and his personal life.

Is he gay or isn’t he, will surely plague him for the rest of his career; if not life. I am always amazed when folks who know they have a secret are too stupid to lay low and keep their mouths shut. Now the internet is abuzz calling him gay…

All I can say is- talking like that, rolling your neck like that, and rolling your eyes like that… are exactly what gets little gay boys beat up everyday!

John Carter is the author of ‘girl Don’t Be so Desperate… you know He’s Gay’ on AMAZON

That’s right. The moment it became acceptable for men to start matching their socks with their “outfit”; it became hosiery. Today I saw a man with socks on that perfectly matched his tie. That wasn’t the problem… The main issue was that the socks had two very distinct design patterns on them. The front was a nice array of poker dots and the back had a nice lace type design.

Are you really trying to tell me that this isn’t hosiery? It matches his “outfit” (so he had to spend 5-10 extra minutes coordinating). It’s being put on display. And now its gone beyond matching the colors up; to displaying pretty complex patterns. How is this not hosiery? This is the same thing women do with their pantyhose.

If your man is doing all this with his SOCKS; what else are you overlooking? Shaving his armpits. Shaving his legs. Waxing his eyebrows. Shaving his pubes… Ladies wake up! They aren’t competing FOR you; they are competing WITH you!

 

Author: John Carter / Book available now on Amazon

 

I am amazed by the number of closeted (secretly) gay guys that come on reality tv. The last several seasons of Big Brother has served up some great examples of men who are on the down low. If you’ve read my book then you are aware: if a man acts gay and conducts himself in a gay manner… he’s GAY, despite the fact that he CLAIMS otherwise.

Dudes that lay on top of another dude in a hammock…
Guys that repeatedly sleep in the same bed with another man despite the fact the he has his own bed…
Men who compliment guys on their “nice” bodies…
Fellas who snuggle up under other guys’ armpits on a couch when there are women they can sit next to…
Men who can’t resist eyeing a half-naked man up and down repeatedly…
Guys who follow other men around everywhere they go…
Men who call other guys pet names (including “boyfriend”)…
Men who share the same chair (not couch) CHAIR…
Dudes who have the same guy roommate for years despite the fact that they have moved several times…
Guys who have no problem actively seeking out  “bromances” with other man…

These are all actions displayed on reality tv shows by men who swear to be straight. Let me reiterate: if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck… it’s a DUCK!

About two months ago I saw a guy holding hands with his girlfriend walking down the street. What was unusual about this was the fact that he had her purse on his shoulder… The purse was very small, no more than a midsize bag. It did not appear to be heavy because it was not stuffed and again, it was a small purse. I could not imagine that the purse was too heavy for her to carry. Despite all of this, I shrugged this encounter off as strange but thought very little about it.

Since that time, I have seen three more couples where the guy was wearing or carrying his girlfriend’s purse. Two of the men had the bag on their shoulder; carrying the purse the same way that a woman would. While the third guy had his lady’s purse around his neck; making an obvious effort to wear the bag improperly in order to make it appear less girlie. In all four of these incidents, there was no valid reason for the men to be carrying or even holding his woman’s purse.

In case you are not aware: let me tell you when it is socially acceptable for your man to carry or hold your pocketbook. 1. when you are shopping and trying on clothes. 2. when you have to go to the bathroom and you ask him to hold it while you’re in there. 3. when you are busy dealing with the baby, and any other time you are too busy or incapacitated.

Despite the fact that I was able to shrug off the first incident as a fluke; it is clear now that something is amiss!

As you all know, I am perpetually SINGLE! Well this is the ad I answered in an effort not to spend ANOTHER valentine’s day ALONE. What transpires is yet another testament as to why I hate being gay. It all took place as follows:

me- “Please count me in! I’m 41. Black, Height Weight proportionate. Masculine. Single. Well educated.”

organizer- “Picture”

me- “I don’t mind sending a picture.  However, you advertised this as a group outing to just have fun. What possible reason do you have to ask for a picture? I don’t care if you are 300 pounds because I’m not on a date with you, I’m on a group outing. If you wanted to SCREEN guys for dates then you should have had the balls to say “who wants a date with me”. Then I would have sent a picture. What reason do you have to require a picture?”

organizer- “I just want to know who is coming”

me”If you want to know who’s coming then you give the details of the event. I’m just so tired of gays and their snobby ass attitudes. If the dude is a fat ass then don’t flirt or make it clear he’s not your type. But there is no need to exclude him from coming. Because there may be a guy who likes fatties; or perhaps someone who once thought he was ‘hot shit’ is still on the market at 55, and he’s desperate to finally have any man. Why must we be arrogant nasty catty bitches all of the time? And for no reason. It’s Valentine’s Day and we are all alone. Having a drink and bowling with a fattie for 2 hours won’t be the end of the world. You can’t catch FAT or OLD…”

organizer- “Goodbye don’t need the drama u are coming with an the attitude”

me- “Oh yeah, I’m the one with the bad attitude. I hope you and  your snobby ass attitude have a fun time together!”

These average looking gay dudes require pictures and have looks requirements just to be friendly to each other. Still think gay is a choice… If so you’re an IDIOT!

 

That is the question actress Vivica A . Fox has everyone asking. Meaning, she has insinuated that her ex-man is a closet case.

As evidence, she pointed us to a XXL magazine cover photo from 2010 that has 50 standing to the side but directly behind Soulja Boy, with his arm around Soulja’s neck.

In response to Vivica’s accusations, 50 clapped back with the question: “She thinks I’m gay because I let her eat my ass?” Well, yes, 50. Vivica and now millions of others think that you are gay and here’s why.

Like the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words. There is absolutely nothing manly or masculine about this picture. 50 is standing so close to Soulja Boy on the cover that there is no question that his penis is touching Soulja’s right butt cheek.

I know that celebrities are sometimes required to do things that they do not want to do. However, this isn’t one of those times. Although Soulja was both young in age and new to the rap game when this picture was taken, that wasn’t the case for 50 Cent. He had the money, the clout and the power to refuse to pose in that manner. Not only that, 50 probably also had the final say on which photo would be used for the cover (out of the damn near countless other poses they did during the photo shoot).

So why did 50 allow this picture to be used for the cover? Perhaps he was so caught up from the closeness to Soulja’s butt that he was thinking with the wrong head! Or maybe he was not so subtly trying to show the world who he really is…

Now 50 openly admits that he likes to get his booty hole licked. Well, according to him, Vivica forced her tongue into his booty hole because he was tied up. The question is: Was he hog-tied (you know, when your hands and feet are bound together)? Because if you weren’t hog-tied, 50 the only way Vivica could have access to your hole was if you were lying on your back with your legs spread and your feet up in the air like a woman. Or perhaps you were in the doggy position with your head on the floor and your booty in the air as if you were about to receive stick. There is no way that a man your size could not have held down your legs and thighs to prevent her from going in your hole if you wanted to.

Ladies, the problem with eating your man’s butt is not so much that he enjoys it. Your concern about his sexuality should come with his ease and willingness to assume the woman’s position during sex.

So 50 enjoys a good tongue in his booty hole. Wonder if he likes a finger, too?

Anyway, I’m perplexed that many women felt that Vivica should not have publicly questioned 50’s sexuality. Other than the fact that they dated several years ago, I see nothing wrong with her revelation. In fact, more women should come out and expose the gay acts they perform on their so-called straight men. The fact that you women don’t expose these downlows speaks volumes. Most of you have no problem pointing out the gay man but you willingly cover, lie and make excuses for your own man’s questionable tendencies.

It is so common now for “straight” men to be given “gay” sex by their women that dudes openly discuss it. One of the DJs on the Breakfast Club radio show clowned women for tossing a man’s salad. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think a woman woke up one day and said “I want to eat my man’s butthole”. A dude (downlow) asked his lady to lick it- and because she was desperate for him to like, love or marry her, she complied. But let’s not kid ourselves that women have a deep lustful desire to do this.

I’ve said it before and I’ll repeat it again now: Why should gay men stop going on the down low when you women make it so damn easy? I know folks say the grass isn’t greener on the other side but it sure as hell looks more appealing to me. Downlows have wives, kids, and are well accepted by society- despite the fact that many are so obviously gay that it’s practically stamped on their forehead. All while receiving gay sex from their women (and often time from more men than an out gay man can get).

The fact that women champion men who are on the down low is crazy. How can you cry about being deceived if you don’t condone your fellow sista telling you when she has encountered a downlow? If that’s the case, perhaps every gay man out there should run back into the closet and go on the down low. After all, if you can’t beat them, join them.

Whether you watch LHHH or not, you have probably heard that one of the cast-mates, Miles, has come out to his long-time girlfriend Amber. Her immediate response was to cry hysterically and say everybody told me that you were gay!

By now, I hope you haters can admit that I know what I’m talking about: these women KNOW that their man is gay. In this situation, Amber admits that numerous people warned and told her that her man was gay. Like most desperate women, she chose to ignore the advice that her peers and loved ones gave her. As a single mother, I guess she was trying to hold on to what piece of a man she had to ensure there was some kind of father figure.

Despite folks telling her, Miles clearly LOOKS gay. So much so that she could have asked any young boy over 13-years-old if he thought Miles was gay and they would have all said yes. Come on Amber. I know you and Miles were high school sweethearts but you created a baby with another man; so I know you got a taste of what a real straight man is like. You know damn well Miles was suspect.

Ladies, if your man looks and acts gay, then he is gay. Well according to Miles, he is bisexual. Perhaps he is but let me say: just because your man has sex with you, in addition to sexing dudes, does not make him bisexual. Many are gay and only engage with women to hide. These men have no real desire for you or any other woman. Secretly being gay but pretending to be straight does not make you bisexual; nor does having sex with a woman while fantasizing about a man.

Author- John Carter, Esq.

http://www.girldontbesodesperate.com

It’s hot and folks are really starting to wear less and less. I’m sure I speak for the majority of the red-blooded Americans out there, especially the men, when I proclaim “I LOVE Summer”. It is great to see all of the bikers, walkers and joggers! I am writing this article for two main reasons: 1. To share a kind of baffling encounter I had a few days ago and 2. To impart knowledge to the naive perpetrators (naive my ass, they know exactly what they’re doing).

Ok, so I had just gotten in my car and began to pull out of my spot when a nice body approached the car running. Upon seeing the figure my eyes immediately went to the mid section and stayed there. To my pleasure I found a nice sized penis flapping around in some very loose-fitting short runner shorts. It all happened so fast; about 5 seconds. I did manage to scan up to find a beautiful, shirtless torso and the decent looking face of an early 40ish man. I looked in my door mirror to catch 5 more seconds when I realized the guy very slyly flipping me off. Apparently he saw my eyes glued to his flapping meat and took offense.

Now before you get all huffy – he did it in a nice way. While continuing to run, he casually lowered the arm closest to my car (the left one) and flipped me the bird. I say it was nice because I almost missed it since the bird was pointed toward the ground instead of in my face up in the air… I was shocked! I wanted to continue to pull my car out of the spot, turn around and say to him: “Excuse me sir but what did I do wrong?” If you were in your car minding your own business and a woman ran by with her breasts bouncing under an ever-so-slightly loose fitted half shirt, wouldn’t you be in awe of that beautiful sight?” I decided not to follow him to ask because I normally park in the area I saw him running and I didn’t want my car keyed and tires slashed.

Now to the lesson in all of this (which may just be another series of posed questions). Guys- if you are running in your shorts (long or short) and you are wearing boxers or no underwear; you will be noticed. I’m sure you knew that, but here’s the punchline: you will probably only be noticed by other MEN. That’s right; women usually do not look at a man’s package when he’s jogging. Guys- men are different from women. We are very visual and take immediate notice of any visible peak of skin in private areas and definitely any movements that will give us a better idea of what those “privates” look like.

I have no idea why this guy seemed so shocked that I was enjoying the view. First of all, he knew damn well his penis was flapping and therefore visible, because he felt it moving. This guy was late thirties to mid forties. Who is he trying to kid that he is shocked and appalled that I noticed his bouncing balls? Any man over 18 knows, that when he wears a pair of holey jeans, short shorts, tight jeans or even a tight shirt, it is another man he catches checking him out the most. I’m not saying a woman is not going to give a glance or giggle in delight with her girlfriend about your nice legs. But I am saying that women don’t go around looking for the slightest hint of sex like men do.

So hear yea, hear yea all straight men: the same way you look at a woman’s legs, butt and breast every single chance you get (whether fully clothed or scantily clad for the heat), please know that men who like men are doing the EXACT same thing as you. Only we are looking at each other and YOU! So fellas- if you don’t want a man looking at your goods, please cover them up. I mean seriously; don’t you straight guys get pissed and annoyed when a woman acts all shocked and disgusted when you look at her nipples thru the ultra tight or see through shirt she is wearing? After all she only checked herself out in the mirror five times before walking out the front door… Yep, the exact same way you felt your junk flapping in your shorts because this is not the first time you’ve ever gone running!

All of the rumors and speculation were put to rest by Bruce Jenner during his interview with Diane Sawyer. That’s when it was confirmed that indeed Bruce was transgender. Fast forward a few weeks  and Cait made her debut on the cover of Vanity Fair!

We didn’t know just how fitting it was for Caitlyn to make her first appearance as a cover girl. But by gosh she has definitely proven to be a bad bitch! Caitlyn Jenner, unlike Bruce, is no shrinking violet push over. She is FIERCE. An instant icon, she broke twitter more than her step-daughter Kim broke the internet. Cait is the first person to reach a million followers in the record time of 4 hours.

Through her show, we’ve learned that Cait is using her new popularity for good and she’s very compassionate. She takes her role of “Trans Ambassador” very seriously. A position that she neither applied for  nor even expressed an interest in. But in true champion form, she has accepted the pressure thrust upon her. When you’re a public figure you don’t get a choice as to whether you want to be a role model or not. So thanks Cait for being gracious enough to answer the call to lead yet again.

Caitlyn we welcome and support you! I can’t wait to see all that you have in store for this world. Congratulations for having the strength and courage to show everyone who you truly have been for 65 years. Just by living your truth, you are a beacon not only for transgender and gay young people, but also the hundreds of thousands of adults who still deem it necessary to live in the closet.

I wrote this when Pretty Hurts first came out. I am posting it today because I’m feeling lazy and don’t want to write another article. Regardless, this is still very pertinent because gay culture is very fixated on looks. Pretty may hurt (SOMETIMES) but ugly alters lives. So much so that it leads many guys to fake being straight because they know that gays are beauty OBSESSED.

This writing goes along with Beyoncé’s song ‘Pretty Hurts’. Play her music and sing my words to it…

No one says, you’re a pretty girl (thing).

What do they see, that’s all that matters

What you wear, sexy things

You’re not hot so it doesn’t matter.

Just another day, no one will look your way

Wish some one would just like me now

But I’m still in vis able now

Ugly hurts, we shun the ones who nobody wants

Perfection is the desire of the world, ugly hurts, ugly hurts

Ugly hurts, we shun the ones who nobody wants

We cry to make something but you can’t fix the face they’re seeing

I can not change what you see of me

Pretty face, nice abs

Survey says, Pretty is better.

Self esteem sinking

World says, thinner is better.

Just another day, no one will look my way

Wish some one would just like me now

But I’m still in- vis- able now

Ugly hurts, we shun the ones who nobody wants

Perfection is the desire of the world, ugly hurts, average hurts

Ugly hurts, we shun the ones who nobody wants

We cry to make something but you can’t fix the face they’re seeing

I can not change what you see of me

Never no body to chill with feeling that special way

I feel the pain and hurt because nobody wants body

I can’t change, I can’t change what you see of me

I can’t change what you see of me

Starvation and weight lifting will only get you so far

Keep it real you know nobody wants you any how

You’re tired of faking happy, life is short so then keep it real please

Ugly hurts, we shun the ones who nobody wants

Perfection is the desire of the world, ugly hurts, average hurts

Ugly hurts, we shun the ones who nobody wants

We cry to make something but you can’t fix the face they’re seeing

I can not change what you see of me

I should not change what God has made, average hurts ugly hurts

Love your self if no one else, average hurts ugly hurts

You’ve got to accept how you are, average hurts ugly hurts

And be satisfied with self, average hurts ugly hurts

You just have to work thru the pain, average hurts ugly hurts

You’re okay all by your self, average hurts ugly hurts

You’re okay all by your self, ugly hurts ugly hurts

You’re okay all by your self, ugly hurts ugly hurts